That made me think: "Does your eyes make my eyelashes look big?" Or "Do your big eyes make my eyelashes look bigger?" May not be funny, but still, that's what I thought when I read your comment. Hope you don't mind.
Orange Guy: How many spiders did you have to kill to get the perfect legs for your eyelashes!?!?!?!
Enhancement surgery has spread, finally reaching the tiniest of beings. What started out as a bright smile and springer bounce...has led to this. Eyes that literally eat the face and lashes that can reach out and stab you. Love yourself the way you are!! Or face the wrath of larger bits!!
Pink Gal: Of course, you just had to out do me...did you?